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 Post subject: Xtreme 4/19/09: Biff vs. McKenzie
PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:57 pm 
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Biff vs. Alex McKenzie
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 Post subject: Re: Xtreme 4/19/09: Biff vs. McKenzie
PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:14 pm 
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(The back of “The Man N’ Demand” comes into view as the camera opens. He’s in his usual denim over shirt with backwards facing Hamilton Ti-Cats hat. His head swings around a quick beat later. Disgust flows from his cold blue eyes, down his scruffy mug, and ends with a snarled lip.)

McKenzie: Let me try something out here.

(He turns around, slightly shaking his head. He whirls around, cheesy smile on his face, mocking tone in his squinted eyes.)

McKenzie: Oh, hi there! I know it’s been a while since you fans have seen me on tv. Well, I’ve been down at the nursing home, playing bridge and baking muffins.

(He flashes the smile of a simpleton.)

McKenzie: Biff, you’re my next opponent. I’m going to pretend that I know you, even though I don’t know anything about you. Aw, shuckie darn! I didn’t mean to offend you. You see, for the life of me I can never remember anything! And that’s why I’m going to win. Because good is stupid.

(McKenzie flashes a weird pose, his mangled right index finger twirling just a few hairsbreadths (wow, what a big, not simple word) from his temple.)

McKenzie: The future is too far away. The future is hazy!

(The dumbassed smile leaves his face. In its place comes a look of contempt as he raises both of his fists. He turns his head to the right and flips two birds.)

(Fade to WTF logo.)

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 Post subject: Re: Xtreme 4/19/09: Biff vs. McKenzie
PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:58 pm 
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The scene opens on a flame, not the kind that would come off a campfire but the kind you’d find at the end of a candle. The little fire dances in a slight breeze and a cold voice echoes…

Voice: Some people talk about the future like it’s inevitable, some would even claim they can see it. They treat it like a mystery and in truth the future is not always etched in stone and the road of life is a crooked one filled with unseen curves and forks in it. Some would lead to a promise land full of hope and dreams, others lead to dark and terrible places fill with despair and hopelessness. It never ceases to amaze me how someone whom believes that he is on a path that will take him straight to the gates of heaven and a meet and greet with St. Peter and yet with one or two left turns end up staring into the eyes of the prince of darkness…

Alex McKenzie…

“The Man in Demand…”

How fitting that you find yourself in that very predicament, you were a brash, cocky young man who had found moderate success here within the ranks of the W.T.F. Then a couple steps in the wrong direction and you find yourself staring across the ring from…


The camera backs off the flame just enough so that we can see an evil grin emerge then the other features of the man’s face take shape. Cold piercing eye’s still locked on to the camera and his scar looking ever eerie in the shadows of the candle light. The man is not as unknown as we once thought, but that camera stops at a point where we can only see his face and even then we know the M.V.P. muscle that is Biff…

Biff: Me…

You see Alex I’ve been waiting for your turn to come, I’ve been watching walk the hallowed ground that is the Xtreme Arena with no regard and no respect. You pretend that you are someone of importance calling yourself “The Man In Demand,” you try like Keyser to live in the spotlight of others and when I thought it couldn’t get worse you joined Jordan’s delusional crusade to rid the W.T.F. of it’s aging dinosaurs…

Let me ask you something Alex…

Do these eyes look like the eyes of aging old man who will wither away to nothingness at the slightest blow???

Do I sound like the decrepit geriatric patient that requires help doing things as simple as getting dressed in the morning???

I’m not a deaf, blind, dumb old man Alex…

What I am is a monster that stands before you, I represent the skeletons your keep hidden away in your closet Alex, and I’ve been waiting to unleash the violence that you deserve. Even now you mock me, you pretend to know the face of your destiny, you can pretend to have lived the life I have and lost the love…


For a brief second one might think that you could detect emotion in Biff’s cold, callous voice…

Biff: Alex McKenzie when I’m done with you, you’ll be lucky to be baking muffins or playing card games. When I’m finished with you Alex, make no mistake you’ll be sucking back your Ivor Wynne stadium hot dogs through a straw…

Laugh and joke about the nursing home, but when you’re sitting in the hospital bed next to the ninety eight year old woman who is so close to death even you can smell it wondering what that warm, wet, gooey feeling on your bed is. When it finally hits you Alex that your sitting in a pile of your own feces, when you finally realize that your cripple laying there waiting for the big male nurse named bubba to come change you bedding and wipe your ass. Alex, it is then and only then that you’ll be able to look back at the things you said and did, and the people you hurt and at the fans that you disrespected and mocked and like when the rain is gone Alex, you will see clearly that your ways were flawed and I want you take that with you…

Take that realization down the road with you, so that when and if you ever get a second chance you will not take it for granted like you have this one…

Alex, my name is Biff and this Sunday night I will be your judge…

Your jury…

And your executioner…

Sunday Night after the dust settles and smoke clears, and you’re sitting there staring St. Peter in the face and he’s asking why you should be allowed in the kingdom of heaven no to need to beg for forgiveness…

No need to tell him to punish you…

Just tell him Biff sent you, I’m sure he’ll let you in…

Then again…

Maybe even I can’t save you from the wrath…

The future’s a funny thing Alex that haze could turn into darkness before you know it, in fact Sunday night the darkness will surround you, envelope you and either set you free or end your existence…

Only time will tell Alex…

Only time…


With that the flame disappears and all is dark…


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 Post subject: Re: Xtreme 4/19/09: Biff vs. McKenzie
PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:18 pm 
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(The scene opens on an empty ring littered with numerous posters, plastic and foam belts, tee shirts and various other wrestling memorabilia.)

Voice: Some people like to talk about the future, eh, because they can't stand the present. They see all the dumb crap happenin' around em and keep their fingers crossed hopin' and prayin' that their fantasy will be thier future. Then, there's guys like me. Guys who know that focusing on the future leads to constantly walkin' into walls today.

Big Biff....

You and I are men who know those illusions of grandeur are just that...

Cheap and insubstansial.


(The fades into the same shot, only without the wrestling trash. The man belonging to that voice steps out of the darkness and into the gloom that surrounds the first two rows of immaculate wooden folding chairs. His battered old Hamilton Ti-Cats hat is turned backwards, revealing his steel blue eyes and their characteristic piercing squint. The blue denim over shirt, partially concealing a black Nirvana tee underneath it, blue denim jeans, black workboots and black leather quick draw glove on the right hand complete the look that is unmistakable Alex McKenzie.)

Alex: Let me shatter one illusion once and for all...

I...

Don't...

Fricken'...

Care!


(McKenzie aims this eyes at the camera, allowing the fury to flow out from those orbs.)

McKenzie: I don't care what you think. I don't care what Laif says. I don't care what Scumbag Simon does.

And I sure as hell don't care about whether those idiots who sit out here cheer or boo me.

You see, I had no issues with you or the MVPs. That is, until I started seeing them become nothing more than puppets dancing on Dark Justices' collective strings. You guys were the "billy-badasses" of the WTF. No one wanted to mess with you. But that changed, didn't it?

All of a sudden, Fallen Star became buddy-buddy with Bonehead. The "fans" started to show you "love". And you got sucked in.

I made my decision long ago to not let anyone take control of me. Not Dark Justice. Not the MVPs. And definately not those freaks.


(He gestures towards the rows and rows of empty seats and bleachers behind him.)

McKenzie: I chose to join up with Keyser and Aramis for one reason and one reason only. To fight off the aristocracy disease here in the WTF. I refused to kiss Vance's Majical Teal Ass to get a title shot. And if you and the fans don't like it, then f**k you all.

Thanks for the concern about my afterlife, but I'm more worried about today, and more importantly Sunday, than I am my everlasting soul. I've done enough, anyway, to keep me from those pearly gates.


(He takes one step forward, closer to the light.)

McKenzie: [color=cyan]Let me make something else perfectly clear, Biffy. Sunday night, in Nampa, Idaho, things around here are going to change. And it will start with our match. And ain't no one gonna like it one bit.

So, are you ready, Biff?

Are you so sure?

Because I don't quite think...

You're...

Ready...

To go!

(With that, we fade to the WTF logo.)

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 Post subject: Re: Xtreme 4/19/09: Biff vs. McKenzie
PostPosted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:00 am 
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The scene opens on a leaky faucet attach to what appears to a dingy, disgusting sink, every few seconds a drop falls from the tap an echoes throughout the room. An icy cold voice chimes in from off camera…

Voice: Do you hear that…

Another drop of water falls…

Voice: In the midst of all this filth and disease those cool droplets of water represent the light and even surrounded by darkness that very light rebels just by being present…

In the dark of night the stars still shine…

In minds of the hopeless where darkness lives, even there rays of hope still exist along with the dreams of tomorrow. On rare occasions the darkness wins and souls of those who are weak enough to lose the battle descend into the depths…

Other might sell their souls for fame or fortune, they might give up what makes them individuals for the slightest chance of finding a spotlight somewhere. They will do anything to step from the darkness in the light and yet still they find themselves shrouded by the shadows of the men that deserve to stand in bright, hot light…

Alex McKenzie…

You say you joined Jordan to ward off the fallen stars of the past, you stand proud and set in your way and you speak of the M.V.P’s like they’ve become soft, like we’ve lost our back bone by siding with Vance. Yet here we stand dominating not only Jordan and freaky band of merry men but Dark Justice as well, I laid waste to a man I respect at March Massacre. For his part Shawn Anderson beat the hell out of Vance and Laif at the last Xtreme and with the return of the kilted crusader we’re stronger then ever. Alex did you ever stop and think that the only thing that keeps Dark Justice and the M.V.P’s completely on the same page is our mutual hatred for Jordan Keyser…

Did you ever think that there is no puppet master on our side of the fence…

Did you ever think that anyone could tell us what to do...

Alex McKenzie I realize that here in the W.T.F. I’ve accomplished very little but I understand what it means to stand side by side with Anderson and Haggis. I understand what it means to call myself an M.V.P. and you…

You sit there and talk about us like we’re a bunch of sackless shitheads that get off on telling the world that we’re better even though we’re not…

Alex…

If you doubt our words look at the road of carnage we’ve left behind us…

And look at the men who were lined up itching to be called M.V.P’s…

Blade…

Vance…

Aramis…

Doc Halliday…

There is a list a mile long of others that never made the proverbial cut…

We’ve nearly ended careers and we’ve re-written rules and earned the right to call ourselves the best. You Alex, you are a snotty little punk that needs to beaten within in an inch of his life and lucky for you I’m just the guy to do it. Sunday night you will fell pain like you have never felt, you will wish you had taken up the accordion rather then step foot in that ring, I’m going to rain my fury down on you and only then will you know why I am the key to salvation, why I am the light at the end of the darkened tunnel. Sinners must be punished before they can be saved and I am the great punisher and you Alex, you will be punished…

Take the time between now and Sunday to reflect upon the things you’ve done so that when your blood flows freely and you think you can’t possibly take anymore…

You’ll understand…

When those bright lights over our heads go hazy and then fans at ring side seem be getting further and further away…

You’ll know why…

Alex McKenzie there is hope for you yet…

I will set you free…

Free the chains that bind you to Jordan Keyser, free of the sins that lie in your past and free to be the man that you were meant to be…

I can do all that…

With all the pain and all the agony comes purity Alex, when they say baptism by fire they mean me…

Sunday night, you have a chance to be reborn, a chance to accept the cheers and adoration of people that may someday want to be Alex McKenzie. Right now, you’re just another pawn in Keyser’s game, the only one kissing anyone ass around here is you Alex. So Sunday night I’m giving you the opportunity to stop. At the end of the match when you’ve been beaten half way to hell and you lay there be thankful I spared you, be grateful for the things you have and make the most of your second chance…

Alex McKenzie…

“The Man in Demand…”


The camera suddenly zooms out revealing the reflection of the M.V.P. enforcer Biff standing in what can only be the nastiest, dirtiest, most disgusting public washroom ever. Graffiti covers the walls and two of the three stalls don’t even have doors anymore and upon further inspection of those stalls from what we can tell both toilets are full of brown water. Biff’s menacing gaze demands our attention as his lips curl into an evil grin, his long black hair hangs freely and his piercing eyes are locked on the camera and he’s clad in a black t-shirt and black jeans…

Biff: Some say the truth will set you free…

Some say justice will set you free…

Sunday night Alex, truth and justice might be present but Biff will set you free…


With that the lights in the washroom flicker and then go out leaving us in darkness…


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